Santa Claus is on his way and I hope he brings gifts to the following people:
President Obama: A cure for narcissism and hypocrisy
Harry Reid: A caring heart and compassion. After this past election, where he slandered anybody that stood in his way, it is quite clear he needs a change of heart to become a human being.
Rory Reid: Another chance at a statewide election. Rory showed class and dignity when running for governor. Harry should look at Rory and be more like him.
The Las Vegas Sun: Journalism Ethics
Brian Greenspun, editor of the Las Vegas Sun: Learn the definition of civility and follow the definition.
John Ralston: Truth serum and a course on racism
The Las Vegas Review Journal: Show some common sense: Drop RightHaven and their predatory lawsuits against bloggers.
Oscar Goodman, mayor of Las Vegas: A showgirl and free martini's as a retirement benefit.
Brian Sandoval, Gov. Elect of NV: A backbone against the liberal special interest groups.
John Ensign: Retirement
Stephen Horsford (D-LV) A parking guide so you don't park in a handicapped space again
CCSD: Reality: Realize that there is fat in the district and to cut the fat instead o teaching and SPTA positions.
Wisconsin Badgers: Victory in the Rose Bowl by 25 points
Metro Police: Be sure who you shoot at
Thugs who are shot by Metro: Don't piss off the cops and make stupid furtive movements.
Las Vegas Casinos: A Good year with more hiring.
Harrah's Casino properties: Stoppage of union thug activities.
Clark County Fire Department: A reality check. You are overpaid for the work that you do.
Dina Titus: A real job for the first time in your life.
Joe Heck: A strong commitment to Nevada.
To the GOP House of Representatives: A strong backbone.
To the Congressional Democrats: Reality check- most Americans don't support your agenda.
To The Pawn Stars: Enjoy the Hollywood experience but stay in reality.
Sharron Angle: A campaign staff that knows what they are doing. I don't know if Santa can recycle pathetic campaign workers, so they have to be thrown out with the regular trash.
Kent Davenport: The hearing aide salesman who literally took on Harry Reid himself by buying commercials on the radio that were the best ad's by anyone, of either party. May Santa give him prosperity, health and peace and as much business as he needs or wants
Brett Favre: A very happy retirement with his family
Green Bay Packers: Consistency
update: This list will be updated as I think of more gifts
And to the readers of this blog: A very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
John Boehner: A bronzer that doesn't make him look orange, and a two-year supply of Kleenex.
ReplyDeleteMitch McConnell: A brand new terrarium, and some nice crunchy lettuce.
Michelle Bachmann: Some "Crazy Eyes" eye drops.
Sarah Palin: Auto-tune to modulate her screechy voice.
Dick Cheney: James Earl Jones' voice to go along with his other Darth Vader life-stretching devices.
Ann Coulter: The picture of Dorian Gray to rejuvinate her rapidly disappearing "hotness." And a new little black dress.
Sean Hannity: A brain.
Bill O'Reilly: A heart.
Rush Limbaugh: A soul.
Michael Savage: Sanity.
Glenn Beck: Ditto.
Dan: A very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year (mean it).
Thanks James may you and yours have a wonderful Christmas and New Years. Nice knowing you through the blogs.
ReplyDeleteWow, Dan, and you ripped on me for not being in the Christmas spirit. Santa must have brought you the economy-sized bag of hypocrisy.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas, belatedly!
ReplyDeleteAnd may the New Year bring blessings to you and yours.