Is Brian "The Coward" Greenspun Having Tornado Parties?

Earlier this year, the Las Vegas Sun and Palm Beach (FL) hoped that a natural disaster, like a hurricane would strike Florida to teach Florida a lesson. You see, Florida doesn't want all the federal aid that the Fed's have offered to Florida and they wanted to teach Florida a lesson:
I hate to say it, but Florida may just need a natural disaster for its own good.It doesn't have to be catastrophic. A simple state of emergency may be enough to do the trick.Because it's becoming clear that our new governor, Rick Scott, thinks that federal partnerships are, by definition, evil. And it just might be that without proper treatment, this psychological condition will continue to exist among him and his not-so-merry band of delusional pretend-patriots until Republican control is fully restored to Washington.
http://lasvegasbadger.blogspot.com/2011/02/how-pathetic-las-vegas-sun-hopes-for.html
Considering that Oklahoma, Texas, Alabama, Mississippi and Missouri are pretty much red states, I am sure that Brian "The Coward" Greenspun and Palm Beach Post are jumping for joy over the damage and deaths caused by the recent tornadoes. Of course, you know Greenspun and the Post are thrilled with all the flooding that is causing the red states like Montana, North Dakota and others to seek federal aid.
So, over at the Sun's main offices in Henderson, Brian "The Coward" Greenspun must be throwing tornado parties just to teach states a lesson about federal aid.