Yeah, What He Said

From Grandpa John and Steve Burri:
"Now appoint for us a king to judge us like all the nations.”
He said, “These will be the ways of the king who will reign over you: he will take your sons and appoint them to his chariots and to be his horsemen and to run before his chariots.   And he will appoint for himself commanders of thousands and commanders of fifties, and some to plow his ground and to reap his harvest, and to make his implements of war and the equipment of his chariots.  He will take your daughters to be perfumers and cooks and bakers.  He will take the best of your fields and vineyards and olive orchards and give them to his servants. He will take the tenth of your grain and of your vineyards and give it to his officers and to his servants. He will take your male servants and female servants and the best of your young men and your donkeys, and put them to his work. He will take the tenth of your flocks, and you shall be his slaves.
And they said, “No! But there shall be a king over us,   that we also may be like all the nations, and that our king may judge us and go out before us and fight our battles.”  (Excerpts from 1Samuel 8, ESV)
I just wish I was half as smart and witty as those at Grandpa John  http://grandpajohn.blogspot.com/