She Succeeded

Strange.
From the NY Daily News:  One of these things is not like the others.
A 21-year-old Florida woman says she spent $20,000 for a third breast to make herself "unatttractive to men."
The admittedly "crazy" massage therapist, who goes by the name Jasmine Tridevil, told an Orlando radio station in a bizarre interview that she had the plastic surgery because she doesn't want to date anymore.
Jasmine Tridevil/via FacebookTridevil, 21, hopes to get a reality show on MTV.
"Well I am crazy," she told the "The News Junkie" show last week. "Crazy people don't know they are crazy, so technically since I know I'm crazy I'm not crazy."
She said she had to see countless doctors before finding one who would do the surgery. The procedure cost $20,000, she told the radio station.
Tridevil has aspirations to be a reality star, and hopes to get a show on MTV.  http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/florida-woman-surgery-add-breast-article-1.1948199
So, she doesn't want to date again?  Maybe no one told that there is a word in the English/Spanish dictionary that would help her: No
And she didn't need to spend $20,000 to look unattractive.  All she had to do was spend a couple hundred dollars on some ugly tattoo, something like Mike Tyson's.
And I don't think MTV will want anything to do with her, after all, they do have some standards- not many but they do have some and a 3 boobed crazy person who doesn't want to date anymore probably would cross their line.