How True

http://www.gocomics.com/drabble/2013/03/16
Reminds me of our dog, Sammie, who does the same thing.  He looks like a Meer cat when begging.

Funny

A driverless car prank.

It's Going To Be Cold In Las Vegas

Boy, this must suck.  People are going to come to Las Vegas and expect nice weather and warm weather.  But then Las Vegas is going to be as cold as many areas of the country, as our lows are going to be in the mid 20's at night and only in the 40's during the day.  Come to Las Vegas and cool down?  Say it ain't so.
But then of course, as many of our fine visitors might have a drink of brandy or two or 50, so they won't feel the cold, until the next morning.
So, in honor of our cold weather, here is some cold weather humor:
It's So Cold...
It's so cold that Shania Twain covered her midriff...
 It's colder than a witch's tit! 
colder than a whore's heart
It's cold enough to freeze the nuts off the Guy Lombardo bridge!
I'm shivering like a mobster in a tax office.
It's so cold we had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post
Refrigerators are redundant
Pet stores sell hamsters, gerbils and penguins
It's so cold that the local flasher was caught *describing* himself
to women.
you light a candle and the flame freezes
your shadow freezes to the sidewalk
you have to break the smoke off your chimney
you have to open the fridge to heat the house
your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass
police tell a robber to freeze, and he does
that Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife in order to keep warm.
http://www.yuksrus.com/weather_coldtemp.html

Football: If PBS Covered It

h/t Grand Pa John's http://grandpajohn.blogspot.com/

How To Spot A Meth Lab

From a friend:
As a law enforcement officer I have been approached by several people lately wanting to know how to identify a Meth Lab.
Here is a picture of four Labs. I think it's pretty obvious which one is the Meth Lab. I hope this helps.
Let me know if I can be of any further service in this matter.
See Below..



h/t CJ

Headline: "Bears Sentenced In Federal Court"

From The Havre Daily News: "Bears sentenced in federal court"
http://www.havredailynews.com/cms/news/local_headlines/story-197787.html

Umm, not exactly what you think: Four Hi-Line women were sentenced in federal court in Great Falls on methamphetamine charges.
Amber Marie Bear, 38, Dayna Jean Bear, 37, and Mamie Jean Bear, 57, all of Harlem, and Wallene Mary Bear of Havre, 50, were sentenced by Judge Sam E. Haddon. All had previously pleaded guilty to the charges against them.

Maybe The Pitcher In The Detroit Should Have Thrown This Pitch

Dog/Wife Joke, Funny But Very True

Stolen from Prairie Home Companion today.

How can you determine who is man's best friend.

Answer: Get you wife and dog and lock both of them in the trunk of a car and take a small ride. Who will be the one who is glad to see you when you release them?

Cathy, my wife already answered. I hope to have a nice sleep on the couch.

Canidate for Mayor is a Loon(not to insult Loons)

"A candidate for Coeur d’Alene mayor says he doesn’t have to abide by the United States Constitution.
Joshua Arnold, the 30-year-old who announced his candidacy on Monday, was held in contempt of Kootenai County court back in March after refusing to cooperate with Judge Robert Caldwell and physically fighting with several bailiffs during an arraignment hearing, according to court records" http://www.cdapress.com/articles/2009/07/08/news/00107081328.txt
My guess is that he won't win.