A Funny With Possibilities?

Ladies and Gentlemen, after listening to NBC New tonight about Airport Security
and people objecting to the new Full Body Scan I decided to come up with a
better solution than showing off all one 'Stuff'. My solution to fix the problem
is below, most of you should agree. It would only take a few hits to stop people
from trying to carry explosives on planes..

Subject: Airport Security

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
airports:
All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will NOT X-ray
you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your
body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.
This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be none of this crap about
racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.
This is so simple that it's brilliant.
I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled
explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system,
"Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number..."

I could see this working in the near future...


h/t Janine