His Name Kind Of Gave Him Away

From the Kingman Daily Miner:  On Friday, Kingman Police arrested Loren Dean HasThePipe, 39, of Kingman on five felony charges of aggravated DUI, possession of narcotic drugs and possession of drug paraphernalia.

According to Deputy Chief Rusty Cooper, HasThePipe was the driver of a 2014 silver Dodge truck that crashed into a light pole in the 3900 block of Stockton Hill Road. Officers determined HasThePipe was the driver and that he allegedly crashed into the pole as the truck entered Stockton Hill Road.

HasThePipe’s four children, ages 8 – 14, were in the vehicle during the crash, one of which received minor injuries.

Officers determined HasThePipe was allegedly under the influence of alcohol and impaired by narcotic drugs. He was also reportedly found to be in possession of heroin and assorted drug paraphernalia.

http://m.kdminer.com/news/2017/apr/19/kpd-makes-arrests-assault-domestic-violence-and-ag/

If your last name is "Has the pipe" chances the cops will be searching you first.