You Would Think The First 16 Times Would Be Enough

If you don't first succeed, then try, try, try,try,try, try,try....again
From the OrlandoSentinel:  An alleged drunken driver had some trouble parking his SUV early this morning.

Florida Highway Patrol troopers say 25-year-old Tony Futch hit 17 cars while trying to park his blue Chevrolet Blazer in an apartment complex in Osceola County.

Around 4 a.m., Futch rammed through the gate of the Gate Condominium complex at 1550 Calder Blvd., off of Osceola Polk Line Road near Interstate 4 in Davenport.According to the arrest report, Futch drove in circles and when he came near the exit of the residence’s parking lot, he crashed against multiple vehicles to his right. He drove around the roundabout, went straight and hit another car to his right.

He made three other turns and hit a number of parked cars before approaching a parking spot, where he hit two more cars.

Osceola deputies pepper-sprayed Futch because he became “combative” as he was being detained. The report says he told authorities “I’ll tell you everything I did, I will tell you anything you want.”

Futch — whose breath smelled of alcohol — refused to provide a breath sample. He was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving by the FHP and faces an additional charge from Osceola County for resisting arrest. http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-driver-hits-cars-parking-20170818-story.html

Just wondering why he didn't get charged with hit and run.