George Washington He's Not

George Washington cut down a cherry tree and went onto to becpme president of the U.S..
A man from Wisconsin tried to chop down the family home and went to jail.
From the Wisconsin Rapids Daily Tribune: A 27-year-old Wausau man suspected of trying to collapse his parents' home Monday is in jail, according to a police captain. 
The man, whose name was not being released Tuesday morning, used items including a jigsaw, carving knife and a hammer to chop away at a main support beam in the basement of his parents' home, Wausau Police Capt. Ben Graham said. 
The man's parents at 9:23 a.m. Monday reported the 27-year-old was damaging the house, according to police reports. When police arrived, they found a chunk of a main support beam in the home's basement had been chopped out. 
https://www.wisconsinrapidstribune.com/story/news/2018/03/06/police-wausau-man-chopped-into-support-beam-parents-home/398653002/