The Real Reason Behind The TSA Pat Downs: Obama Care

People are wondering why the TSA is getting so close and comfortable with you as you pass through security. Why, of course, it is Obama Care.

Here, you have a herd of people all trapped one place. What better time to do a fast physical. Just think, you can get a prostrate exam, pap smear, check for breast cancer, hernia check, check your breathing and heartbeat. While they are at it, they can check your tonsils and if you ask nicely, you probably can get inoculations for the flu. Just think, you can get a twofer- a physical and security check.

So, behind the TSA badges are really medical assistants, nurses, doctors, along with those nice security people.

So, next time you are standing in line waiting in security, just think of all the possibilities you can have. Among those, a flight and a physical.
Only under Obama.