You Know You Are Having A Bad day When....

From the Las Vegas Sun:
Police say a cow fell through the roof of a small house in southeastern Brazil killing a man and narrowly missing his wife.
A police officer in the town of Caratinga says Joao Maria de Souza and his wife were sleeping when the one-ton cow fell through the asbestos roof and on top of the victim. The officer spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to talk to the press.
The officer said Souza died of internal bleeding at a nearby hospital. The incident occurred on Wednesday.
He said the cow apparently was grazing on a small hill above Souza's home.
Read more: http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2013/jul/13/lt-brazil-killer-cow/#ixzz2Z117n5ie
So, how did the cow get on the roof from the hill?
And what happened to the cow?  Did it survive?  Did the widow make T-Bone steaks out the cow in remembrance of her husband?
And if you are going out of this world, having a cow fall on you is not on the top of my list of leaving this world.  In my world, maybe going out while at the Caesar's  casino's buffet surrounded by a bunch of Hooter girls.
But a cow dropping through a ceiling and landing on top of you, no thanks.