OK, I Admit, I Am The Cause Of Global Warming

This past weekend, at the local hotdog stand, the WeinerSchnitzel, they had a sale on hot dogs- 61 cents apiece for a chili, Kraut and mustard hotdog.
Our family bought 30 of the dogs-chili and Sauerkraut dogs.
Since Monday morning, my tummy has been a rumbling.
And my backside has been a tooting.
And now, the temperature in Las Vegas went up about 5 degrees since then.
I admit, I am the cause.
Our house is like this scene from Blazing Saddles:

Yeah, I say we had enough.