Hillary Lies By The Numbers

So, Hillary says she turned over 55,000 pages of e-mails to the Feds. that were business related.  I think that is total BS, but she claims she did it and did not say anybody helped her, which again is BS.
So let's look at the numbers:
If she printed the 55,000 pages:
500 sheets are in a ream of paper.
A ream of paper is about 2 inches tall.
55,000/500= 110 reams
110x2= 220
220/12= 18+ feet
So, Hillary had over 18 feet of paper if she printed all 55,000 pages of e-mails that she turned in.
This doesn't even include the e-mails Hillary didn't turn over because they were supposedly private.
Besides killing a few trees, it is highly unlikely she did this.
So, let's say she had a total of 55,000 pages of e-mails she turned in and another 15,000 of private e-mails she didn't turn in, which is a really conservative number.
Let's say she averaged 30 seconds, another conservative number, from the time she opened up the e-mail to the time she deleted or turned over the e-mails.
This means she spent a total of 35,000 minutes going over the e-mails.
35,000 minutes equals a total of  24+ straight days of going over the e-mails.  24+ days without a break to go to the bathroom, eating, sleeping, playing footsie with Bill, cussing out Secret Service agents etc.
Is it possible?  Perhaps, if she had nothing to do.
Is it likely?  Well, if Hillary is as dumb as she claims about technology, then I highly doubt it.
But she was also out fleecing college students at $350,000 a speech, making speeches, on the campaign trail and doing other things that old battle axes do.  When did she have the time to do all this reading, deleting and turning over the e-mails?
So, Hillary, it appears, is lying... again... but so what else is new?
Of course, she could say the following, stolen from a CNN commentator: I.did.NOT.have.Textual.relations.with.that.server.

Well, that depends on what is...is.