Another Reason Not To Shop At Kmart

So, you think the employees at Kmart are just as healthy as can be, right bucko?
Well, no, that's not correct, sir.
Unless you are dying of cancer or a heart attack or something else that is deadly, Kmart will write you up for calling in sick.
Got the chicken pox.  Too bad, that's a write up.
Got a contagious disease you better show up to work.
Got the cold and flu. So what, pasd it on to the customer, Kmart couldn't care less.
Sprained ankle or knee. Tough it out, big boy.
The unions are trying to unionize Wal-Mart but they should go for Kmart employees.
Oh, wait, Kmart has no money.