Full Moon Today + Stupid Protesters= Comedy

Maybe it's the full moon or maybe it's just their mentality, but the union protesters were out acting more strangely than usual.
In New Jersey, a union thug boss decided to compare Gov. Chris Christie and a couple of Democrats Nazis.
From the Daily Caller: At a Thursday rally in New Jersey protesting Republican Gov. Chris Christie’s pension deal that would cut pensions and benefits to public workers, a union leader charged Christie with acting like a Nazi. And not any ordinary Nazi, but Adolf Hitler himself.
“Good afternoon brothers and sisters. Welcome to Nazi Germany,” Communications Workers of America District 1 Vice President Christopher Shelton is seen raving in a video posted on YouTube.
“We have Adolf Christie and his two generals trying to make New Jersey Nazi Germany.”
The two Nazi “generals” apparently refer to two Democratic state legislators instrumental in reaching the pension deal with Christie.
After ranting more about “Adolf Christie,” the YouTube video shows Shelton comparing the pension battle in New Jersey to World War II.
“Brothers and sisters, this is not going to be an easy fight,” he shrieked. “It took World War II to get rid of the last Adolf Hitler. It is going to take World War III to get rid of Adolf Christie. Are you ready for World War III?”
Rally attendees are seen wildly cheering Shelton’s speech in the video.
Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2011/06/16/union-leader-calls-new-jersey-gov-adolf-christie-compares-pension-battle-to-world-war-iii-video/#ixzz1PVgEMuCj
The union thug later apologized in a very weak statement.
In Madison, WI. two idiots decided to use a u-shaped bicycle lock to lock their necks to a post in the WI. capitol.
From jsonline: After months of chaos within the Capitol, authorities thought they had seen everything.
But they were in for a shock Thursday when they found two protesters had affixed themselves to the railings of the Senate gallery with bike locks.
Just after the Senate convened at 11 a.m., the protesters, one man and one woman, used U-shaped bike locks to lock their necks to the railing as part of a demonstration against Gov. Scott Walker's budget. Along with the two locked to the railing, a group of protesters loudly chanted "Kill the bill."...
To cut the locks off the two protesters - Chris French, 20, and Bridgette O'Brien, 23, - Capitol police called on the University of Wisconsin Police Department to bring in a special cutting device.
Capitol Police spokeswoman Lori Getter said that although Capitol Police have similar cutters, they had to use the UW department's device for the especially strong locks. Getter said paramedics were on the scene in the gallery but neither of the protesters was hurt during the lock-cutting.
"It's unfortunate that these individuals decided to take this type of action," Getter said.
O'Brien said the extreme action was necessary to protest the state budget proceedings.
"We need to start stepping it up," O'Brien said.
Meanwhile, French told Capitol Police Chief Charles Tubbs that he had swallowed the key to his lock.
http://www.jsonline.com/news/statepolitics/124049524.html
Too bad the cops just didn't leave them alone and let them stay in that position for a day or 2. Besides being in some discomfort for having to stand in that position for hours, I also would not have let anyone give them any food. Further, eventually, they would have had to go to the bathroom, so let them soil themselves in pee and poo. Hopefully, they would have had adult diapers on.
Then let them stay overnight and let them be by themselves. Rumour has it that the capitol is haunted, so it would have been a interesting experiment to see if the ghosts would be laughing their butts off at these two buffoons. Then maybe the cops could have a nice breakfast in front of these two idiots while the idiots are starving for food.
But, this being Madison, the cops had to save these two idiots from themselves.
When I was growing up, I listened to Steve Martin and watched Saturday Night Live (when they were actually funny) for my comedy fix.
Today, all you need is watch union thugs and protesters and they will supply all your comedy needs.