News To Use: Don't Have Sex In The Ocean

From the NY Daily News: An Italian couple having sex in the sea were hospitalized after they ended up getting "stuck" together due to suction.
The duo was reportedly taking an amorous dip near Porto San Giorgio, in the eastern Marche region of Italy, when the man found himself unable to disengage, The Local reports.
Red-faced, the entangled pair remained in the Adriatic Sea's water for several minutes before catching the attention of a woman walking along the shore.
She gave them a towel and the connected twosome struggled to walk back to the land.
A medic was called and they were soon rushed to hospital, where doctors helped to dilate the woman's uterus so the man could safely detach.  http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/couple-hospitalized-sex-sea-stuck-article-1.1976303
If it were me, I would have used the Jaws Of Life to separate them