One Job I'll Never Have

From the Las Vegas Sun: How’s this for short notice (less than four hours)? Think you’re the next Magic Mike? Chippendales at The Rio is hosting auditions today at 5 p.m. at Chippendales Theater for the World Tour of the long-running adult-male revue.
Chippendales dancers Jaymes Vaughan and James Davis, who recently finished as runners-up on CBS’ “The Amazing Race,” will be on hand as judges. They started with the Chippendales World Tour in 2007 before moving to The Rio.
The requirements: Males must possess the charisma and good looks to shine onstage. The ability to learn choreography, with training, is a must. Athletes, models and actors are encouraged to apply. Additional skills (singing, musical instruments, breakdancing, acrobatics) are a plus. Candidates must bring their own tracks and/or instruments to audition.  http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2013/jan/23/are-you-next-magic-mike-chippendales-hosts-world-/
Other being old, gray, not having much charisma, good looks, not able to dance or sing, I should be a shoo in for the job.