Showing posts with label Tiger Woods Golf. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tiger Woods Golf. Show all posts

Friday, January 30, 2015

Please Retire, Tiger Woods


It's really painful to watch professional athletes who think they are great but in reality, they suck.
Tiger Woods comes to mind.
From ESPN: Give Tiger Woods credit for showing a sense of humor, because there certainly was not much to smile about for him Friday.
After shooting 82, his worst score as a professional, at TPC Scottsdale, Woods stepped to the podium and said: "I'm just doing this so I don't get fined."
Woods laughed at his reference to Seattle Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch, but he won't be sticking around town for the Super Bowl.
He was headed back to Florida after missing the cut at the Waste Management Phoenix Open, making his first start of 2015 a shocking one to say the least.
For just the second time in his professional career, Woods failed to break 80. The missed cut was just the 13th time worldwide that he failed to qualify for the final 36 holes and the first time he has done so in back-to-back official tournaments.
Woods, 39, also matched his career-high worst nine-hole score of 44.
http://espn.go.com/golf/story/_/id/12253960/tiger-woods-struggling-again-waste-management-phoenix-open
This is the 2nd straight tournament that Woods has played in in where he finished in last place.
Hell, even the women on the LPGA tour can beat him right now.
I have been saying for several years on this blog that Woods is all washed up.
He is getting old, he has numerous injuries and the current professional golfers don't fear him anymore.
That is a horrible combination.
Woods needs to retire and bow out gracefully while he still has a chance.
He still is marketable but if he keeps stinking up the golf course and failing to make cuts, his marketability will go down drastically.
Go out, Tiger Woods, retire and go and promote products, if you still need the money.
And stop embarrassing yourself.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Tiger Returns For The Masters

Las Vegas whale, Tiger Woods, will return to golf for the Masters Golf Tournament. CBS has the television rights and they just made millions in profits for the increase in audience.
My prediction, Tiger will make the cut but finish outside the top 10, maybe around 30th. There won't be any hecklers because the audience at the Masters are pretty much like cadavers and it is tough to get tickets, so he won't get heckled. But he hasn't played for 4 months, so he will be out of competition shape.

Monday, August 10, 2009

You Think He can Afford it?

Tiger Woods faces a fine for critizing an official at this week's Bridgestone Invititional golf tournament. Apparently, Woods and his playing partner, Paddrick Harrington were put on the clock for playing slow. Woods, after the tournament, critized the official for putting them on the clock, especially after Harrington had a triple bogey on 17. http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4390168
So, the question is, would a fine even bother Tiger Woods? Isn't that like taking a gallon of water from Lake Mead? Woods is a generally classy guy but fining him won't do anything.