Wednesday, January 15, 2014

The Great Egg Throwing Caper

I guess crime is really down in Los Angeles.
From the San Fran Chronicle: Detectives searched Justin Bieber's home looking for surveillance footage that might serve as evidence the pop star was involved in an egg-tossing vandalism case that caused thousands of dollars in damage to a neighbor's home, an official said Tuesday.
Roughly a dozen investigators searched Bieber's home and arrested one member of the singer's entourage on suspicion of drug possession, Lt. David Thompson said.
The drug, which was initially described as cocaine but was later being tested to determine its contents, was in plain sight when detectives searched Bieber's house, Thompson said.
The arrested man was later identified as Lil Za, a rapper whose real name is Xavier Smith.
After being taken to jail, Smith had felony vandalism added to his potential charges and had his bail increased from $20,000 to $70,000 when he damaged a phone on the wall as he was awaiting a bail bondsman, said Lt. Michael Williams of the Malibu/Lost Hills Sheriff's Station. http://www.sfgate.com/news/crime/article/Detectives-search-Bieber-home-in-egg-tossing-case-5141844.php
Granted, Bieber is an idiot, but to send 12 cops to his house to investigate some egg throwing?
Now, when I was a youngster in Wauwatosa, WI., I egged a house, once or twice and they cops never came. 
I also did the doggy poo trick where you put a paper bag full of dog poop, set it on someone's porch and set it on fire and when the owner comes out, they stomp on the fire to put it out and get a foot full of doggy poo. (the statue of limitations have expired... I hope)
I also cut out coupons from magazines where you send them in and the victim receives a bunch of magazines they didn't want.
Then we would throw snowballs at cars.
And send banana and orange trees COD (Cash on Delivery) to our friends.
And we never got more than 1 cop to investigate us.
And Justin Beiber gets about 12 cops.
I'm jealous.

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