Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Why Would You Think This Good Idea?

From Fire Rescue 1: Firefighters in Germany warned against the dangers of sticking sensitive body parts in gym weights after they spent three hours removing a man’s penis from one.
FOX LA reported that firefighters were called to the hospital to help a man whose penis was stuck in the hole of a 5.5 pound weight at a gym. They broke the weight into five parts with a grinder, a vibrating saw and a hydraulic device over a three-hour span in order to set the man free.
The fire department posted a photo of the demolished gym weight on Facebook, calling it a “curious training accident.”
They used the photo to not only highlight how delicate their firefighters can be, but it also came with a warning: “Please do not imitate such actions!” https://www.firerescue1.com/international-firefighting/articles/323952018-German-firefighters-cut-through-weight-to-free-mans-penis/
Why would this moron want to put his mini manhood in the weight?
Penis envy?
He comes from the City of Worms?
And then to have to call the fire department?  How embarrassing is that to their pride?

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