Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Why Lawyers Are Scum Of The Earth

From AZ Central: More than 150 people rallied outside the Sandra Day O’Connor United States Courthouse Tuesday afternoon to protest President Donald Trump’s pardon of former Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio.
The protest was mostly composed of current and former judges and lawyers — even a Republican former attorney general.
The attorneys took issue at Tuesday's rally, the idea of corporate attorney Bill Hardin from the law firm Osborn Maledon.
“I was just angry and frustrated and felt involuntarily complicit in a bad thing,” he toldThe Arizona Republic. He said he felt that he and other attorneys should have “pushed back” more during Arpaio’s tenure.
“We believe in the system, and when the system doesn’t work, we have to say something,” he said.
So Hardin put a post on Facebook Sunday, asking attorneys to come to the courthouse on their lunch hour Tuesday.  http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/phoenix/2017/08/29/we-believe-system-attorneys-stage-lunchtime-protest-trumps-pardon-joe-arpaio/614274001/
If these fool uneducated lawyers actually knew the law, they would know that President Trump had every legal and moral right to pardon Sheriff Joe.
Where were these fool lawyers when Sheriff Joe was charged just before an election?
Where these brain dead lawyers when Sheriff Joe was being railroaded by an Obama appointed judge?
In honor of these moron lawyers:
 Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? 
A: A good start! 

2. Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? 
A: His lips are moving. 

3. Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? 
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk. 

4. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? 
A: Professional courtesy. 

5. Q: What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? 
A: Not enough sand. 

6. Q. What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School? 
A. A Lobotomy. 

7. Q. How do you save five drowning lawyers? 
A. Who cares? 

8. Q. What do you call a block of cement containing ten lawyers? 
A. A waste of cement. 

9. Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? 
A1: Shoot him before he hits the water. 
A2: Take your foot off his head. 
A3: No? Good! 

10. Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? 
A: Cut the rope. 

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