You Have To be Kidding Me

Well, you can say her boyfriend is a dog...really a dog.
From the LVRJ: A woman was arrested Tuesday for having sex with a pit bull in her yard.
Kara Vandereyk, 23, was booked on a charge of open or gross lewdness after Las Vegas police officers, about 11 a.m., saw a woman having sex with a dog in the yard of a home in the 300 block of N. 16th St., near Bonanza Road and Bruce Street.
Vandereyk was naked and on the ground when officers arrived, according to the arrest report.
When Vandereyk noticed the officers, she said, "Hi," and began touching the dog in a sexual way, the report said.
Police said she appeared to be on drugs or mentally ill and she told the officers she has bipolar disorder. She didn't know her name, the year or the name of the president, the report said.
The officers gave Vandereyk a blanket to cover her body and a neighbor later gave her clothing. She was taken to the Clark County jail.
Animal control officers took the dog.  http://www.lvrj.com/news/police-woman-pit-bull-having-sex-in-yard-192095621.html
Ya think drugs may have been involved?
But the dog, before going to animal control, was seen smoking a cigarette and saying "I'm the man".