Thursday, October 24, 2013

Want To Snuggle?

No, not with me you...
At the Snuggle House in Madison, WI.
The benefits of TOUCH THERAPY are proven by modern science. Increased oxytocin levels and a sense of well-being can last for DAYS after a snuggling session.
Looking for an opportunity to Be Snuggled? Please fill out the form to the right and one of our associates will be in contact with you to take you through the approval process. This is an exciting opportunity to receive the benefits of TOUCH THERAPY in a non-sexual way, and feel "connected" in a disconnected, digital world. One session may be all you require, from time-to-time, or use 'Snuggling' as a staple to assist you in getting through a rough time. Our staff will be attentitive, courteous, polite, loving, and available to you within the boundaries of this new profession.
  http://ezdemo.ezleadcapture.com/SnuggleHouse.html
I suppose you can snuggle with a stranger like this:

I'd rather snuggle with this:

1 comment:

  1. Something tells me if you look like either of those models, you don't have to pay someone to snuggle with you!

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