I Know Where To Hold The Gitmo Trials

Since President has his mind set about having criminal trials for the terrorists who currently living the lavish lifestyle at Club Gitmo, I have an idea where to hold the trial. Why not Las Vegas?
First, Las Vegas is used to being in the spotlight and holding a trial of KSM would be small potatoes, compared to some of the heavyweight boxing matches held here. Throw in News Years Eve and a few other events, like the porn convention, it shows we can put on any event with few problems.
Where to hold the prisoners? Well, we have empty prisons and jails in the Clark county. We have the State prison in Jan, about 15 miles south of Las Vegas. The Metro police dept. has a empty jail sitting across the street from Nellis Air Force Base. It's gathering dust. But if you put a few Gitmo prisoners in there and they cause problems, just bring over the fighter jets from Nellis and let them have target practice.
We also have a maximum security juvenile prison just down the road from Metro's empty jail and the State wants to close that as well. So, now you can split up the prisoners.
And of course, you have Yucca Mountain, the nuclear repository that Harry Reid and Obama want to close. Put the prisoners in the middle of a nuclear repository and what can happen to them? Talk about being in the safest and most secure and isolated area in the country.
So, my proposal to the Feds- you pay off our $880,000,000 deficit and throw in a billion or two for a rainy day fund and you can hold the trials here in Las Vegas. We get things done- hell, we even convicted O.J. You can take the money out of Obama's and Reids's petty cash supply. In return, we may even throw in a few show tickets to see Penn and Teller and Barry Manilow. Maybe even Celine Dion when she returns to Vegas next year.
So, what about it, Las Vegas? We can have Oscar Goodman and his showgirls promoting the thing. What better place to hold the trial than in Las Vegas?