Yeah, I'm A Wisconsin Wimp

Today, I went to a high school football game where the temperature was around 60 degrees and a 20-30 mph wind.
In Wisconsin, that would be perfect football weather.
I also lived in bitter cold areas of Central Wisconsin, Northern North Dakota and Northern Montana.
Now, after living in Las Vegas, going on 8 years, I had a shirt, sweat shirt, a wind breaker on with a blanket over us... and I was still cold.
I'm a fricking wimp.

So much for my goal of living in Alaska or back in Wisconsin.