The Dictator Speaks: Will His Order Come True?

From ESPN: "If LeBron James isn't sure he can win in Cleveland, President Barack Obama thinks there's an opportunity with his hometown Chicago Bulls.
"You know, like I said, I don't want to meddle," Obama told TNT. "I will say this: [Derrick] Rose, Joakim Noah it's a pretty good core. You know, you could see LeBron fitting in pretty well there." http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/nba/news/story?id=5212674
Ok, unemployment is growing, the threat of war in the Mideast and in the Koreas. Major oil spill in the Gulf Coast. Debt Crisis. His campaign picks have gone down in flames. Iran getting nukes. The war in Afghanistan and Iraq. Do we really care what Obama thinks about LeBron going to the Chicago Bulls? Is that the best ESPN can do?
Besides, Obama is wrong. If James wants to win a title, you don't go to Chicago, where they just fired their coach.
Anyways, James can fit pretty good where ever he goes, with the exception of the LA Clippers, where no one ever fits in.