Thanks to the childish behavior of Democrats, I can't go to my polling place dressed in my chicken suit.
From Fox News: "State election officials on Friday added chicken suits to the list of banned items after weeks of ridicule directed at Republican Senate candidate Sue Lowden.
The millionaire casino executive and former beauty queen recently suggested that people barter with doctors for medical care, like when "our grandparents would bring a chicken to the doctor."
Democrats responded by setting up a website, "Chickens for Checkups," and by sending volunteers in chicken suits to her campaign events."
RIP, Alton T. Lemon — the Lemon of the Lemon test.
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