Dennis Rodman's basketball diplomacy got kind of pushed out of the news cycle because he hadn't called North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un his best friend for a while, and other things like the Olympics and Michael Sam happened - A-Rod was probably in there somewhere - to distract us.
Let's check in on how Rodman's did in North Korea via The Korea Times:
"...according to a report cited by Free North Korea Radio, [Rodman] was practically forced out of the hermit kingdom for his full-blown drunk and disorderly behavior.
'Rodman was drunk the whole week of his stay. And the night before he left for the U.S., he was drunk unconscious, and vomited everywhere he turned. He even urinated and emptied the bowels in the hallway,' said the source."
Read more at http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/pattisonave/Dennis-Rodman-barfs-urinates-defecates-in-Korean-hotel.html#Aud3vVJRJATt0dZ9.99Good thing he left when he did or he may have found himself in front of a firing squad, which, for the sake of the world, may not be a bad thing.
Well, maybe the punishment for that is a bit overblown, but there is a reason why Rodman is nicknamed the "Worm".
Worms love to eat poop, vomit and eating people who are unconscious or the dead.
Of course, when it comes to Rodman, most worms would probably think better of it and stay away from him as who knows what kind of crap he is carrying around.
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