Sunday, September 30, 2012

Stupid Parents: Don't take You Kids To Race Car Events

 
Tonight, at the Camping World truck race in Las Vegas, there were numerous families bringing in their little, little kids.  The ones who were really little, came in strollers.  Strollers may work at a shopping mall, grocery stores and parks because they have a lot of space to maneuver.  But at race car tracks like the LVMS, the aisles are narrow and the stairs are steep and narrow.  If you push a stroller at the LVMS, it is dangerous, both for the kid and other people as you cannot help but to crash into other people.  And seriously people, does a baby want to go to a truck race?
Then the older kids, those who are between 2 and 5, they are a handful and if you cannot control them, don't come to the race track.
We sat directly in front of 1 family who at least 5 kids were between the ages of 1 and 5.  The parents had no control over the kids at all.  We were constantly being kicked, pushed, run into and picking up their sippy cups and bottles.
Then 2 of the carpet munchers, around 10:00, decided they were tired and they wanted everyone to know they were tired and began crying.  The idiot father didn't do anything to help and put the burden of shutting the kid up on the mother.  The kids cried and cried, for at least 20 minutes, though it felt like 100 minutes and finally, they went to sleep.  At one time, my wife pulled a dirty beer can from one of the kids mouth and the bitch mom didn't even bother to thank us.
While I didn't take a poll, I think about 100 of those in our section wanted the kid to shut up but we were too nice and tried to ignore all the crying.
With all the banging and crying by the kids behind us, it helped contribute to us leaving early, one of the first times I have ever left a sporting event early. (But there other problems as well)
But as we were leaving, I think I figured out why the adults were having problems.  The mom had her hair dyed bright red and purple and they had a monkey leash tied to another kid.  I don't think they ever had control of their kids in their life.  The adults were there for the race and no one else mattered- not the kids nor the people who had to put up with the kids crappy behavior (and I don't blame the kids).
So, if you are a parent of a tiny rug rat that needs a stroller or is a crier, please stay home.  The kids don't care if they go to the race or not and the people around you don't love the kids like you do, so right now, i hate you kids for helping to ruin a nice night.  And I hate you as well because mom and dad, are just a spoiled pair of a-holes who don't care about your kids and don't care about the people around you.  If I knew who you were, I'd be calling CPS right now about child abuse.
So, to responsible parents out there, a race track is not the appropriate place to bring a kid who is a newborn to 5 years old.  I'd tell the family behind me, but they are so damn stupid, selfish and child abusers that they don't care or learn. 
Probably Obama voters as well.

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