Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Just A POS "Church"

From the Houston Chronicle:
Westboro Baptist Church will be coming to Baylor University in Waco on Thursday to protest outside memorial services for firefighters who lost their lives in last week's fertilizer plant explosion in West.
Addressing reporters this afternoon, McLennan County Sheriff Parnell McNamara never referenced any organization by name but said that any group that tries to disrupt the event "will be dealt with swiftly and prosecuted to the full extent of the law."
President Barack Obama and the first lady Michelle Obama are also expected to attend the ceremony at Baylor's Ferrell Center after appearing at the official opening of the George W. Bush Presidential Library and Museum. President Obama is also speaking at a Democratic fundraiser in Dallas on Wednesday evening.
A news release faxed and emailed from the the controversial religious sect praised God for the violent explosion that leveled parts of West. According to the missive, the explosion was due to God's hatred of gay marriage. The sect also threw in a few biblical scriptures for good measure.
If you remember, gay marriage is still not legal in the state of Texas, though the church sees the explosion, which was accidental, as a sign from God himself of gay marriage's destructive tendencies.
The church is also campaigning for the United States to change its official name to "the United States Of Terror" or "Magormissabib", to reflect the sinful nature of the country.  http://www.chron.com/news/article/Westboro-Baptist-Church-heading-to-West-for-4457329.php
Wouldn't it be nice if a fire truck lost control, hit the members of the POS "Church" and then everyone can march and picket at their funerals?
Karma, baby!

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