Thursday, September 24, 2009

Stupid Idiot Award: What Not To Do With A Barbell Weight

"The highly trained team usually responds to calls involving people trapped in structures and vehicles. On Tuesday, squad members responded to a trapped penis.
In an ill-conceived attempt to increase the size of his member, a man placed his penis through the "hole of a steel, ring-shaped dumbbell weight fastener," according to the
Daily Pilot. The fasteners are used to secure weight plates on dumbbell bars" http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/health/Firefighters-Save-Trapped-Penis-61110862.html
All I can say is that it would have been interesting listening to the fire scanner that day and to be a fly on the wall when the first firefighter/paramedic arrived on the scene.
My guess, is that alcohol and/or drugs were involved.

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