If You Are Ever In Trouble, Just Use The Hillary Defense



If you are being pulled over, tell the cop: What difference does it make if I am going 75 or the speed limit.
If you are a student, and you give the wrong answer, tell the teacher "What difference does it make?", if I am right or wrong.
If you cheating on your spouse, say "What difference does it make?", to your spouse.  Sex is sex.  Then wait to be slapped in the face.
If you too damn drunk, say "What difference does it make?" if I am sober or not- it's not like we are in Church.
If you get caught cheating on your taxes to the IRS, say to them: "What difference does it make?", my small contribution won't do anything to help the deficit.
If you tell a liberal you hate Obama, just say "What difference does it make?", those presidents are all the same.

Feel free to add your own.