Yahoo! Mud/Pudding Wrestling Returns

 

You gotta love Las Vegas.

From the LVRJ: The stench of chocolate pudding hangs in the air as Stacysha Randall, a tree of a woman, whips two hot models.

This event would be so awesome if it were in the afternoon instead of nearly 2 in the morning. The crowd has thinned from several hundred to a few dozen, and those who remain are groggy with a middle-of-the-night stupor.
Not Randall, though.
She's trying to pin the women on their backs for three seconds so she can win this "mud" wrestling competition and take the $500 cash prize awarded by Gilley's at Treasure Island. She succeeds in getting one woman down, but they are all covered in chocolate pudding. Randall can't get a good grip on the other.
Still, she dominates the models through three rounds of some serious wrestling. Between each 90-second bout, the models drag themselves to their corner, exhausted and panting. They gulp water and frantically plan their next moves. Randall calmly flicks pudding off her arms and out of her eyes.  http://www.lvrj.com/news/pudding-provides-setting-as-wrestling-returns-to-strip-191150301.html

Maybe the doctors from Physicians for Responsible Medicine would object to this because the pudding is full of sweets and fat (unless, of course they use fat free mils and a sugar free pudding)