"I'd rather Eat A Golf Ball Than See This Movie Again" Best Of Roger Ebdert Of Worst Films

"I had a colonoscopy once, and they let me watch it on TV. It was more entertaining than The Brown Bunny."  http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/roger-eberts-20-most-epic-movie-pans
These are the 20 best quotes from Roger Ebert on the worst films he has watched.  Just classic.
Luckily, I never saw any of these movies.