Squirrel!!!!

From the Urban Dictionary: Squirrel: to squirrel, squirreling, the act of being distracted in the middle of--wow, something shiney!  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=squirrel
How else do you describe Obama's visit to New Jersey today while he is the middle of so many scandals.  Of course, his BFFF (Big Fat Friend Forever) Chris Christie helped him with his squirrel moment, though it was funny that Christie kicked Obama's butt in a football throwing arcade game.
Tossing footballs at "Touchdown Fever," Obama was 0 for 5. Christie nailed it 1 for 1. Obama made a re-election remark to the Gov. http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/touchdown-fever-arcade-jersey-obama-goes-0-5-christie-nails-it-first-try_731753.html
Here is the video of Obama being humiliated by Christie.  Afterwards, Obama wet home, beat the dog and kids in frustration.... at least the dog