On orders from the Secret Service, President Obama is coming to Reno, NV. to let the Secret Service sow their wild oats in the local and legal brothels of Northern Nevada.
The Reno Gazette Journal: Democratic President Barack Obama plans to visit Reno next week and discuss the economy.
The
White House press office said Obama will travel to Reno on May 11 for
an unspecified official event regarding the nation’s economy.
It will be his third trip to Nevada this year and his first to Reno since April 2011.
Obama
will travel to Reno from Los Angeles on Friday, after campaign events
Thursday in Seattle and L.A. He'll return the afternoon of May 11 to
Washington, D.C. The White House released no other details.
http://www.rgj.com/viewart/20120504/NEWS/120504017/President-Barack-Obama-coming-Reno-May-11
I am sure the GSA is organizing the party err, event. Meanwhile, the Secret Service agents are already looking at the local brothels in northern Nevada via the Internet. My guess is that if the Secret Service tries to skip out on paying the hookers in the brothels, they will be be soon meet up with a 6'7 and heavily tattooed security guard who used to ride with a motorcycle gang in California.
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