Another Reason Not To Visit San Francisco

From the San Francisco Chronicle: The naked guys in the Castro aren't content with just being nude. They have to be obnoxious, too.
It wasn't enough that the exhibitionists wanted to stroll past sidewalk cafes in the buff and flaunt their shortcomings in the Castro Plaza. Now Supervisor Scott Wiener, who represents the area, says there are reports of them engaging in public sex acts and of charging tourists to take a photo of them in the buff.
The principal at Harvey Milk Elementary School in the heart of the Castro has seen naked men while going to and from school. And Mission Station police who patrol the neighborhood report a consistent rise in complaints that range from seeing men who walk around with robes on and flash, to men who use props to call attention to their birthday suits and others who wear genital jewelry that stimulates arousal.
"The more over the top they get, the more public opinion has shifted," Wiener said. The problem is so bad that he said it's the most-raised issue among his constituents - topping homelessness and Muni.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/nevius/article/Castro-naked-guys-have-gone-too-far-3867094.php#ixzz26bunwxys

And what are these two bozo's mad about?: A year ago Wiener drafted - and the Board of Supervisors passed - what's known as the "skid mark law." The ordinance requires nudists to put a towel or cloth down before using public seating.

If I am going to visit a city, one of the last thing I want to see are two older fat naked guys sitting outside at a outdoor restaurant.  If I want to see an old fat naked guy, I'll look in the mirror after a shower.

And I have never seen so many double entrendes in the article, it'll make your head explode.