Friday, May 26, 2017

If This were President Trump...

From the NY Daily News:  Hillary Clinton can’t catch a break — but she has no problem catching a cold.
The twice-failed presidential candidate on Friday struggled through an otherwise inspiring commencement speech at Wellesley College, her alma mater, enduring a lengthy coughing fit that left her, once again, red in the face and bleary eyed....
We’ll blame allergy instead of emotion,” she said, laughing, as a college official offered her a lozenge.
But even after popping the tablet, Clinton continued to clear her throat, coughing and sucking back air between words, for upwards of four minutes — an awkward scene that evoked memories of last fall, when over the course of a few September weeks, she suffered a two-minute hacking cough during a speech in Cleveland, was filmed fainting as she left the 9/11 memorial ceremony in New York early, and then was forced to publicly disclose that she’d been diagnosed with pneumonia earlier that week.
Now, if this had been President Trump, the unprofessional writer,Adam Edleman, author of this drivel from the Fake newspaper would have had something like this:
President Trump, who is not my president, today went to a mostly white girl college for the rich.  After groping some girls, he spoke to the graduating class and hundreds of rich white girls walked out as Trump began to talk.
Trump starting coughing and continued coughing, perhaps shedding light on his drinking problem.
Trump popped a pill during the ceremony and anonymous sources say the pill was meth.
Once again, this shows Trump is unfit to be president and he needs to be impeached... or die.

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