This Is One Sick District Attorney

From the Appleton Post-Crescent: Kratz, who was prosecuting Stephanie Van Groll’s ex-boyfriend on charges he nearly choked her to death, sent her 30 texts over three days in October 2009, according to documents compiled by the Kaukauna Police Department and obtained Wednesday by the Pos-Crescent...Are you the kind of girl that likes secret contact with an older married elected DA ... the riskier the better?” Kratz, 50, wrote in a message to the woman.In another, Kratz wrote, “I’m the attorney. I have the $350,000 house. I have the six-figure income. You may be the tall, young hot nymph, but I am the prize.” Read more: http://www.postcrescent.com/article/20100915/APC0101/100915099/1979&located=WISINFO#ixzz0zfQBmxNp

So, you have a DA who is prosecuting a thug for domestic abuse and then the DA hits on the victim. The DA is making the victim a victim twice, once by the thug and then by the DA.
This guy ought to resign and no wonder lawyers get a bad name.
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