In my spare time, I have a spy service working for me and tonight my spies in Illinois caught the Wisconsin Senate Democrats giving a surprise concert, under the directorship of Gonzo. They didn't have much of an audience, just two old men, who are rumored to be leaders of WEAC.
The missing Democrats were out laying eggs in the barn, commonly known as a hotel in Illinois.
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