Thursday, October 11, 2012

On Sale Now: Used Enemas

From The Smoking Gun: A Florida man has been indicted on a federal product tampering charge for allegedly returning used enemas to the shelves of the CVS pharmacy where he purchased the items. Ronald Eugene Robinson is accused in an indictment unsealed today in U.S. District Court in Jacksonville.
According to prosecutors, Robinson bought several “pre-packaged CVS Pharmacy Ready-to-Use enemas” between April and June of this year. After using the enemas, he placed them back into their boxes, resealed the containers, and returned the products for refunds.
The used enemas, reshelved by CVS workers, were subsequently sold to unsuspecting customers. The federal indictment charges that Robinson acted with “reckless disregard” and placed others “in danger of death or bodily injury.”
“It is believed that all customers have been notified of the tainted purchases,” Department of Justice prosecutors said in a press release issued today.
The tampering probe was launched in June when a CVS employee told Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office deputies that a male customer--who had bought and returned enemas on several occasions--had tampered with a boxhttp://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/returned-used-enemas-indictment-576341
This bozo is what the enema is inserted into.

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