From Philly.com:
We're a big fan of Craigslist poetry over here and, let us tell you, the owner of this 1997 Suburu Legacy Outback is the Walt Whitman of the Internets. In an effort to find a suitable buyer for the vehicle, its owner posted a hilarious, ALL-CAPS description of the "HORSELESS CHARIOT WITH HEATED SEATS" that should shame everyone who writes copy for carfax.com.
If you're looking for a good laugh, please read all about the greatest car you haven't purchased yet.
HOLY SH** THIS F***ING CAR
LOOK AT THIS F***ING CAR
IT’S A 1997 SUBARU LEGACY OUTBACK
BITCHES LOVE 1997 SUBARU LEGACY OUTBACKS (SOURCE: THE BITCHES)
WHAT YOU THINK 2 WHEEL DRIVE IS ENOUGH FOR YOUR COMMUTE?
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU’RE COMMUTING THROUGH AN APOCALYPTIC ZOMBIE HORDE
YOU CAN’T AFFORD A KEY LOSS OF TRACTION WHEN THE FLESH EATERS ARE BANGING ON YOUR REINFORCED GLASS WINDOWS
GOOD THING THIS SUBARU IS 4 F***ING WHEEL DRIVE
THIS CAR ROCKS AN AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSIONIf you're looking for a good laugh, please read all about the greatest car you haven't purchased yet.
HOLY SH** THIS F***ING CAR
LOOK AT THIS F***ING CAR
IT’S A 1997 SUBARU LEGACY OUTBACK
BITCHES LOVE 1997 SUBARU LEGACY OUTBACKS (SOURCE: THE BITCHES)
WHAT YOU THINK 2 WHEEL DRIVE IS ENOUGH FOR YOUR COMMUTE?
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU’RE COMMUTING THROUGH AN APOCALYPTIC ZOMBIE HORDE
YOU CAN’T AFFORD A KEY LOSS OF TRACTION WHEN THE FLESH EATERS ARE BANGING ON YOUR REINFORCED GLASS WINDOWS
GOOD THING THIS SUBARU IS 4 F***ING WHEEL DRIVE
SO IT’S FOR YOU CLASSY F***ERS TOO BUSY BANGING THE PROM QUEEN TO WORRY ABOUT WORKING THE CLUTCH...
Read more at http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/trending/The-best-Craigslist-car-ad-youve-seen-since-the-last-best-Craigslist-car-ad-you-saw.html#DwirCOFu8KMUS9G9.99
All this for a $1500 car?
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