Even Bill Clinton Never Thought Of This

From the LVRJ:
A 27-year-old woman was given probation Tuesday for stealing a man's $35,000 Rolex Presidential watch and hiding it in her vagina during a naked massage.
Christina Lafave pleaded guilty in April to one count of felony possession of stolen property in connection with an encounter at Wynn Las Vegas last year. If she completes up to five years probation, that charge could be reduced to a misdemeanor.
Her lawyer, Chris Rasmussen, said she was receiving treatment at a shelter for former prostitutes.
"You know these prostitutes — they never change. They rarely change," Rasmussen told District Judge Valerie Adair. "This one has changed. I didn't think it would happen."
The judge said: "I thought your client was a massage therapist, Mr. Rasmussen."  http://www.reviewjournal.com/news/las-vegas/woman-sentenced-stealing-35000-watch-and-hiding-it
If Bill Clinton reads this story, he's probably thinking to himself that this is a good idea, something he can try with his mistress.