Like anyone really cares about my predictions, but here goes.
Television ratings will be highest ever for any golf tournament.
Tiger Woods makes the cut, but he never is in contention but we will see nearly every shot he makes, including those on the practice greens and driving range. Woods finishes around 20th place.
Steve Stricker wins the Masters. Phil Mickleson chokes. Again.
The winner of the event will be asked 10 or more questions about Tiger Woods and his comeback.
3/4 of the crowd will follow Tiger. The other 1/4 will be in the bar or in the stands.
The first person who heckles Tiger will be kicked out of the Masters and a ball retriever will be stuck up the fan's butt.
Next year, the event will be called Master Tiger, a golf event.
If Tiger wins the Master's, Buddhism will be now the number one religion in the world. Buddah statues with clock in it's belly will be the number 1 seller of gifts.
Let the games begin.
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