What Not To Do: Cook a Squirrel With A Propane Torch

Seriously? Authorities say a blaze that displaced dozens of people from a southwest Michigan apartment complex may have been sparked by a resident trying to cook a squirrel with a propane torch.
Fire Chief Jim Kohsel tells MLive.com that the resident apparently planned to eat the animal and was burning off its fur on a third-floor deck at the building in Ottawa County's Holland Township when the fire broke out Wednesday. Flames spread to the roof. Kohsel says eight apartments are destroyed and others damaged.
The resident's name wasn't immediately released.
Kohsel says a firefighter broke a toe. No residents were injured.  http://www.firehouse.com/news/10813086/squirrel-dinner-prep-maybe-sparked-michigan-fire
You find a squirrel, try to cook it with a blow torch, start your apartment on fire and then break your toe.
I guess you are either have a horrible day or you are just an idiot.