It's Going To Be Cold In Las Vegas

Boy, this must suck.  People are going to come to Las Vegas and expect nice weather and warm weather.  But then Las Vegas is going to be as cold as many areas of the country, as our lows are going to be in the mid 20's at night and only in the 40's during the day.  Come to Las Vegas and cool down?  Say it ain't so.
But then of course, as many of our fine visitors might have a drink of brandy or two or 50, so they won't feel the cold, until the next morning.
So, in honor of our cold weather, here is some cold weather humor:
It's So Cold...
It's so cold that Shania Twain covered her midriff...
 It's colder than a witch's tit! 
colder than a whore's heart
It's cold enough to freeze the nuts off the Guy Lombardo bridge!
I'm shivering like a mobster in a tax office.
It's so cold we had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post
Refrigerators are redundant
Pet stores sell hamsters, gerbils and penguins
It's so cold that the local flasher was caught *describing* himself
to women.
you light a candle and the flame freezes
your shadow freezes to the sidewalk
you have to break the smoke off your chimney
you have to open the fridge to heat the house
your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass
police tell a robber to freeze, and he does
that Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife in order to keep warm.
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