The scene above is what police allegedly found while responding to a break-in at a bank in Norfolk, Virginia.
While a quick Google search reveals loads of moronic, half-baked plans to rob banks, this one might be the king.
Here’s what went down, according to local ABC affiliate 13 News Now:
Samuel Bland, 22, of Norfolk, and Alex Ronne, 23, of Torrance, California, allegedly broke into Heritage Bank in Norfolk sometime either late Monday night or early Tuesday evening.
A security guard called police at around 4 a.m. after spotting the two inside. When police arrived, they found one of the two men — we don’t yet know which one — passed out in the bank’s lobby.
As for the other sailor, well, he was apparently found naked in one of the bank’s offices.
Police also found feces on the floor, though it remains unclear how that poop got there.
Police said they were still unsure if anything had been taken. However, the two have both been charged commercial burglary and felony vandalism.
Thank goodness stupidity is not a crime because if it was, they would be sentenced to life in prison without parole.