A white female thug was executed by the fine folks in Georgia tonight.
From the NY Daily News: After several last ditch efforts to keep their client alive, Georgia has executed its only female death row inmate.
Kelly Renee Gissendaner died by lethal injection of pentobarbital Wednesday at 12:21 a.m. at the state prison in Jackson. She was convicted of murder in the February 1997 slaying of her husband. She conspired with her lover, who stabbed Douglas Gissendaner to death.
Gissendaner was the first woman executed in the state in 70 years.
The United States Supreme court denied Gissendaner, 47, three stays of execution on Tuesday.
The Supreme Court of Georgia also denied her a stay of execution Tuesday and the Georgia Board of Pardons and Paroles declined to grant her clemency after it met on earlier on Tuesday to consider new testimony from supporters. The board didn't give a reason for the denial, but said it had carefully considered her request for reconsideration.
Gissendaner was previously scheduled for execution Feb. 25, but that was delayed because of a threat of winter weather. Her execution was reset for March 2, but corrections officials postponed that execution "out of an abundance of caution" because the execution drug appeared "cloudy." http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/execution-draws-woman-georgia-death-row-article-1.2379390
She still lived 18 years longer than her husband. Had she ever heard of the word "divorce"?
Two sailors. One naked. One passed out. Feces on the floor.
No, this is not a set up for a joke — the reality in this case may be far more hilarious than any punchline.
The scene above is what police allegedly found while responding to a break-in at a bank in Norfolk, Virginia.
While a quick Google search reveals loads of moronic, half-baked plans to rob banks, this one might be the king.
Here’s what went down, according to local ABC affiliate 13 News Now:
Samuel Bland, 22, of Norfolk, and Alex Ronne, 23, of Torrance, California, allegedly broke into Heritage Bank in Norfolk sometime either late Monday night or early Tuesday evening.
A security guard called police at around 4 a.m. after spotting the two inside. When police arrived, they found one of the two men — we don’t yet know which one — passed out in the bank’s lobby.
As for the other sailor, well, he was apparently found naked in one of the bank’s offices.
Police also found feces on the floor, though it remains unclear how that poop got there.
Police said they were still unsure if anything had been taken. However, the two have both been charged commercial burglary and felony vandalism.
http://national.suntimes.com/national-world-news/7/72/1889365/this-might-be-the-worst-bank-robbery-attempt-ever
Thank goodness stupidity is not a crime because if it was, they would be sentenced to life in prison without parole.
The scene above is what police allegedly found while responding to a break-in at a bank in Norfolk, Virginia.
While a quick Google search reveals loads of moronic, half-baked plans to rob banks, this one might be the king.
Here’s what went down, according to local ABC affiliate 13 News Now:
Samuel Bland, 22, of Norfolk, and Alex Ronne, 23, of Torrance, California, allegedly broke into Heritage Bank in Norfolk sometime either late Monday night or early Tuesday evening.
A security guard called police at around 4 a.m. after spotting the two inside. When police arrived, they found one of the two men — we don’t yet know which one — passed out in the bank’s lobby.
As for the other sailor, well, he was apparently found naked in one of the bank’s offices.
Police also found feces on the floor, though it remains unclear how that poop got there.
Police said they were still unsure if anything had been taken. However, the two have both been charged commercial burglary and felony vandalism.
http://national.suntimes.com/national-world-news/7/72/1889365/this-might-be-the-worst-bank-robbery-attempt-ever
Thank goodness stupidity is not a crime because if it was, they would be sentenced to life in prison without parole.


