Lane told several zany jokes at the fundraiser including one about Ryan’s plan for fixing Medicare.
“I think his precise words to Medicare were ‘I’ll fix you, my pretty’ as he rode off on his broom,” Lane said according to the pool report.
Lane also referred to actress Edie Falco, who was a co-host – but wasn’t in attendance since she was filming her show Nurse Jackie.
“I love Nurse Jackie,” Lane said. “She can’t get through the day without Vicodin, Adderall, Percocet, Xanax and Oxycodone, which oddly enough also happens to be the names of Mitt Romney’s five children.”
http://washingtonexaminer.com/actor-compares-paul-ryan-to-the-wicked-witch-of-the-west/article/2505889#.UDnk2KA8VXs
Ahh, yes, pick on the children of Romney- what a class act.
Maybe these jokes are funny:
The Obama economy is so bad...that Kenya now claims he wasn't born there.
The Obama economy is so bad...that Michelle fired her nanny and learned her children's names.
Q. Why doesn’t Barack drink Pepsi?
A. He thinks that things go better with coke.
Q. What will America's national bird be when Obama takes office?
A. His middle finger.
Q. How can you tell when Obama has been smoking dope?
A. He answers the door when the phone rings.
Q. Why did Senator Ted Kennedy vote for Barack Obama?
A. Brain tumor.
Q. What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
A. Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
A. Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
Q. What's the President's birthstone?
A. Rock cocaine.
And there is plenty more: https://sites.google.com/site/barackobamajokes/home
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