Thursday, March 2, 2017

Russia Russia Russia

The brain damaged Democrats and most liberals going on and on about Russians, Russia and Putin.
These cognitively disabled politicians still are crying over the election and they cannot believe they lost and losing huge is local, state and federal election.
So to help out these shit for brain liberals and democrats, let me help them:
THE RUSSIANS DID NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE ELECTION.
THE KGB DID NOT ENTER THE VOTING BOOTHS.
THE RUSSIANS DID NOT HACK THE VOTING MACHINES.
THE KGB DID NOT PUT A GUN TO ANY VOTERS HEAD AND TOLD THEM TO VOTE FOR TRUMP AND CONSERVATIVES.
IF YOU BELIVE THE RUSSIANS HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE ELECTION YOU ARE PROOF EVOLUTION DOES GO IN REVERSE.
YOU ARE A FEW FEATHERS SHORT OF A WHOLE DUCK.
YOU FELL OUT OF THE STUPID TREE AND HIT ALL THE BRANCHES ON THE WAY DOWN.
WHEN YOU WERE BORN THE SMARTEST PART OF YOU OOZED DOWN YOUR MOMMY'S LEG.
A MIND READER WOULD ONLY CHARGE YOU HALF PRICE.
YOU HAVE A 1 TRACK MIND WITH VERY LITTLE TRAFFIC ON IT.
IF I GAVE YOU A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS I WOULD GET CHANGE BACK.
YOU GOT A VARSITY LETTER IN HIGH SCHOOL AND SOMEONE HAD TO READ IT TO YOU.
YOUR BRAIN IS ALWAYS FRESH DUE TO LACK OF USE.
YOU HAD A HEMORRHOIDS OPERATION AND THEY FOUND A BRAIN TUMOR.
YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND LAST WEEK.  THE NEW ONE ISN'T ANY BETTER.
THE CLOSEST YOU WILL COME TO A BRAINSTORMING IS A DRIZZLE.
YOU HAVE THE BRAIN OF AN IDIOT. NOW GIVE IT BACK.
REINCARNATION MUST EXIST. YOU CANNOT BE SO STUPID IN 1 LIFETIME.
YOU TRIED TO GET A JOB AS AN MORON BUT YOU WERE OVERQUALIFIED.
Thank you and have a good day.
Thank you, Uncle Miltie.



2 comments:

  1. Fine. Let's see an investigation then. Nothing to see here? Let 'em prove it.

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  2. What are you going to investigate? You have to have some evidence to even start. This is the U.S., not some 3rd world country.

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